Sunday, February 28, 2021

Three Umpires

There were three umpires. 

The first umpire said, "There are balls and there are strikes. I call them the way I see them."

The second umpire disagreed. "There are balls and there are strikes. I call them the way they are."

The third umpire disagreed with both of the first two. "There are balls and there are strikes, but they're nothing until I call them."

Which umpire would you want calling your game?

No comments:

Post a Comment

Wake the Pharaohs

"This ain't a song, Mr Gallagher, It's a meditation, a moan, a mantra - with a grinding, tarmac-digging, mind-cutter of a melod...